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Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.
she will go far in life
Key and Peele: let me hit that
the last one tho
Is this killer mike?
Most I ever learned in my life
Random cause it’s Killer Mike .. but soo real .
Let’s go on a fancy date… Get your suit, I’ll wear a dress. Match your tie with my heels.
I’ll wear a brand new lingerie set that we’ve picked underneath.
Let’s allow the sexual tension to build over candlelight while refraining ourselves from fucking in the bathroom….or your napkin “happening” to fall under the table covered with a long sheet.
Once our date ends….if we can’t make it home, the backseat is our destination.
this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet
|—||Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via ohheygrace)|